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Ask Satsuki - Answers!

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...this is painfully unfunny, I'm sorry.
And badly drawn, for something I took way too long on.

Oh and note that Satsuki is prone to embellishment and is generally unreliable with these sorts of thing so.. take his answers with a grain of salt. :b

Q1: What are your opinions on Ulti here? (asked by PotatoKoko)
Naturally, the only person who could possibly ask this is me! Right? Well, in Satsuki's eyes, at least.

Q2: And what do you do in your spare time? (PotatoKoko)
Nothing exciting, it seems.

Q3: I would like to know if you got a favorite book/story! (asked by DreamPuppeteer)
Don't ask him this or he'll take all day.

Q4: Though, Satsuki, you always have that bored expression; when are you not so unamused? (PotatoKoko)
Never.

Q5: If he could afford coffee from Starbucks which he would buy (if any at all)? (asked by Super100Miki)
Modern Satsuki is a caffeine addict (due to his not-a-morning-person personality) so he takes all he can. Even if it comes in a ridiculous cup.

Q6: You're bored, huh? ...well, what did you do to kill time before your little collaboration with Ulti here? (asked by TheCosmicPenguin)
The only possible thing he could be doing :b

Q7: I'm curious, what did you think of that ceiling incident in Doubt?  Is that sort of thing a normal occurrence, or is it on the odd side? (TheCosmicPenguin)
His "house" is practically uninhabitable but it's all he could afford.

Q8: Also, how good would you rate yourself at Mario Kart? How about online Mario Kart? d: (TheCosmicPenguin)
Fairly decent. Just prone to mistakes. Many mistakes.

Q9: Can you cook?  How well? (TheCosmicPenguin)
...not at all. Ryouta's the real cook here. Satsuki's laziness prevents him from learning. Great for Ryouta, though. He's happy enough to fill his friend's stomach.

Q10: And what's your favorite thing to eat? (TheCosmicPenguin and DreamPuppeteer as well)
Yeah, that and anything bread-related. Stick something between two buns and he's happy.

Q11: And finally, what do you think of all these weird (mostly female so far) people with computers asking you questions? (TheCosmicPenguin)
Yeah I'm sure that baffles him as much as it baffles me :')

Q12: Do you have a girlfriend (asked by Metanaito-kyou)
I'm sure you saw this coming :b

And that's it! Thanks a ton for playing along and asking this mediocre knight some questions! I might open up another round someday, or maybe one for Ryouta if he's popular, but.. that won't be anytime soon :") Hope you enjoyed it.
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AgentCozmic's avatar
-Feeling of impending doom-
And so it begins...with Ryouta establishing his character by throwing stuff at his best friend. x)

...seriously, I laughed all the way through this.  I'd seriously comment on everything, I enjoyed myself so much, but I don't have enough time for that, so, uh...

Q1: AHA!  Sassy Ulti, sassy Satsuki. "Uh can I be honest?"
Q2: ...but no training?
Q3: I take it Ryouta's not much of a reader, huh?
Q4: Pfff, who hit Satsuki with that question? xD  Love his expressions.
Q5: Hahaha, the Ulti-mate Ghost. -shot for reference- Does the coffee do anything for him, though...?  Does Satsuki get high off the caffeine, or does it do nothing for him?
Q6: 'I'm falling' ...Ulti why did you do that to him (besides comedy, heh)
Q7: You're killing me Ulti; cosmic penguins can't laugh for extended periods of time.  Stop it.
Q8: At least he's not in 12th :p (And not below the default.) RIP Satsuki's television.
Q9: Awww, poor Ryouta.  I didn't think I'd see him frown but Satsuki ruined his little 'fantasy'...
Q10: Sparkly Ryouta; that needs to be a thing x)
Q11: (Ahahaha, despite being allergic to laughter I was hoping to get a response out of him with that question and you delivered so much, Ulti XD) Pffff I forgot the bishies; that made my day!  But how can he recommend the bishies and still insult them?  Contradictory...
Ponytail = suspicious...Is that Ulti logic, or Satsuki logic?  Uh, who made all those comments?  (I bet Satsuki's opinion of you just skyrocketed if you made them x))
Q12: "You really expect me to do stuff like this?" Yes, for the lolz.  I need this to be an AU now; sparkly, bishie Satsuki with rainbows on a romantic bench with a sparkly girlfriend.

(...sorry for the lateness; I just had to get medicine for the laughter allergies before I could leave a proper comment x))